1) How do u keep a stoners attention? Use the joint as a microphone!
2) What do you call it when the ash from a roach hits your shirt? A pothole!
3) If there are two potheads in the back of a car, then who is driving? The cops!
4) What do you call a medical marijuana patient with two spliffs? Double-jointed!
5) What do you call two medical cannabis patients medicating together? A joint effort!
6) How does a football game between Jamaica and Columbia end? It does not end because the Jamaicans smoke all the grass and the Columbians snort all the lines.
7) What do you call money that grows on trees? Weed
8) What do Wheel of Fortune and a collective with compassionate pricing have in common? The both charge $250 for an "O"
9) What do you call a couple of stoners having sex? Baked lays!
10) How do you keep a stoner in suspense? Answer [and more jokes] coming soon...
